Brunettes created Dumb Blondes (Newsletter No. 60)
Marilyn Monroe
Pamela Anderson
Britney Spears
Gwen Stefani
Brittany Murphy
Sydney Sweeney
Mikhaila Peterson
Playboy Bunnies
Elizabeth Holmes (she bleached her hair just to performatively subvert the stereotype?)
There are plenty of nerdy, naturally blonde women. For them, blonde is a hair color. But for an invisible brunette, blonde is a personality.
Bleached blonde women are also smart. But they use their intelligence to optimize vanity above all else. They saw the attention that blondness provided, craved the specialness, and manipulated it for temporary gain and perpetual demise. The myopia and pride is what actually dumbs down a bleached blonde, too busy cosplaying as a sexy nurse to actually study. Ironically playing a caricature until it is reality. They become the shell, there is no more inner world. Dolls.
What is the psychology of blondes that seek uniqueness in changing their hair color to brunette, or the rarer red?
Bella Hadid
Emma Stone
Christina Hendricks
Hayley Williams (?)